Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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