I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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