i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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