I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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