That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
