I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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