ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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