i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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