it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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