"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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