i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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