I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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