Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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