normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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