Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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