I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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