I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
foreskin is a definite game changer
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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