don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I got inside last night via doggy door
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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