You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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