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i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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