It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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