i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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