And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
