just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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