The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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