just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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