her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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