DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
