How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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