Duck Duck Cougar?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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