you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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