No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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