Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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