Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The Olympian is in my bed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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