found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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