he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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