do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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