Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i will never coherently bang her
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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