She's JV to your varsity
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm having to shit out rocks
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