I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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