We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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