if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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