...so i touched it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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