I can tuck mytits in my pants
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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