Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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