she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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