I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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