Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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