They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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