I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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