If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
