Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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