It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just invented taco cereal.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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