You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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