I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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