What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Terrible idea I love it
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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