I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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