Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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